Written By: Nick Poulimenakos
After Ryan Reynolds dropped the very first teaser for the highly anticipated Deadpool 2, 20th Century Fox has now released the official synopsis for the unconventional X-Men sequel.
In what might be the weirdest film synopsis I have ever seen, the paragraph actually says little about the plot. Check it out below:
After surviving a near fatal bovine attack, a disfigured cafeteria chef (Wade Wilson) struggles to fulfill his dream of becoming Mayberry’s hottest bartender while also learning to cope with his lost sense of taste. Searching to regain his spice for life, as well as a flux capacitor, Wade must battle ninjas, the yakuza, and a pack of sexually aggressive canines, as he journeys around the world to discover the importance of family, friendship, and flavor – finding a new taste for adventure and earning the coveted coffee mug title of World’s Best Lover.
Well… that’s one way to sell a Deadpool movie. Will Deadpool do all the things listed in the synopsis? Honestly, I wouldn’t doubt it, but the synopsis was keen on not releasing any info on where John Brolin’s Cable, Zazie Beatz’s Domino and the main antagonist Black Tom Cassidy fit into the story. For now, let’s all get excited about Deadpool fighting sexually aggressive canines.
Deadpool 2 kills its way into theatres on June 1, 2018.